That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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