I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
