is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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