summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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