Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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