I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I deserve this hangover.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I party with great urgency now.
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