My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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