it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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