quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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