its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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