she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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