I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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