We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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