Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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