Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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