This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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