For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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