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(850): View more from Florida

Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.

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(850): Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me. http://tfl.nu/4nm9

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(434): View more from Virginia

I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...

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(434): I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either... http://tfl.nu/vddq

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(530): View more from California

I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me

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(530): I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me http://tfl.nu/rrqt

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(319): View more from Iowa

So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."

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Decisions, decisions.

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(319): So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you." (319): Decisions, decisions. http://tfl.nu/1ou5

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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(203): So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?" http://tfl.nu/t9pp

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet

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(215): Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet http://tfl.nu/qzss

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(785): View more from Kansas

my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working

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(785): my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working http://tfl.nu/fz66

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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(702): I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks. http://tfl.nu/qdu7

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!

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(617): Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood! http://tfl.nu/rv6i

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(613): View more from Ontario

Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk

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(613): Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk http://tfl.nu/x5i0

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed

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(317): Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed http://tfl.nu/pz1h

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(757): View more from Virginia

I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.

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(757): I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration. http://tfl.nu/xlpu

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(919): View more from North Carolina

at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up

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(919): at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up http://tfl.nu/r47i

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(757): View more from Virginia

So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.

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i mean i let him but still...

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(757): So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet. (757): i mean i let him but still... http://tfl.nu/w6qm

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(773): View more from Illinois

the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!

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who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?

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(773): the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway! (708): who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day? http://tfl.nu/tfp4

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