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• (917): View more from New York City

  SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

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  please tell me you are kidding me

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training

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• (559): View more from California

  No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  How are you feeling?

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  Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  How early is too early to study with margaritas?

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• (347): View more from New York

  I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I think even the taco bell employees judged me

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