Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?