We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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