Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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