well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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