Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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