Plan B is the new Plan A
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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