Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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