Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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