I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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