can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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