i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
