I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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