He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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