Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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