Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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