when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
