Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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