I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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