Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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