How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
