I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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