its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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