Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?