New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart