big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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