1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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