Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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