oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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