Sry I called you an 8
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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