dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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