So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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