lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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