We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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