I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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