My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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