I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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