I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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