Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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