I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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