Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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