So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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