You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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